Cougar Workout

February 9, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A Cougar is a female, usually between thirty and fifty years-old, who enjoys the sexual company of younger men.

Cougars are only usually interested in men under the age of twenty-five. Also, Cougars are non-committal, choosing to move from mate to mate without ever settling down. It is not uncommon for the same Cougar to attack (sleep with) many different men in the same group of friends. Furthermore, Cougars are older and more practiced in the ways of snaring a mate so they will rarely broadcast their intentions to sleep with you until you are already in her Jetta, headed for the condo she just bought. It is this elusive behavior that earns her the name â’Cougar.â’

Are you a hot 35+ woman who only date men under 25?  Do you need a work out program that focuses and embrace your Cougar Social Satus?  Here it is for you the Joyce Vedral’s Cougar Workout.  What makes it a Cougar workout vs. just another Jane Fonda wannabe? Just watch this clip.


The Cougar Workout is a two or three day routine. Your choice. Your workout time is 20 minutes a day for the three day routine, 30 minutes for the two day routine. Youâ’ll see clear toning and definition in just three weeks. In 12 weeks loose skin and cellulite will almost be gone. And it just gets better. You do between four and ten exercises per body part, in just the right order to challenge your muscles to the max without exhaustion. The added benefit of this is, you burn more fat without getting bulked up. In addition to toning and defining muscle, you get a great aerobic workout too! And as a bonus, youâ’ll build bone, gain strength, and kick up your metabolism. Take a before photo before you start and youâ’ll be amazed at your own results. Why does this routine work? Joyce is sharing her secrets from her many bestselling books and from years of interviewing experts for Muscle and Fitness Magazine.

Cougar is another term taken from the gay community. A gay cougar it’s a sophisticated male who seeks the pleasure of younger males. He avoids the entanglements of a “relationship,” in favor of the freedom of the hunt. But now it is mainstream, what’s next taking the term Bear, Cub, Otter, Wolf or Chaser?

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