Regulating Parenthood

May 4, 2008

One of the things I like about our flexible schedules is the ability to enjoy activities like movies, museums, and hanging out in coffee shops without the over crowding associated with weekend warriors.

Friday, 11:30 am we go to watch “Ironman”, loved the movies hated 75% others sharing the theater with us. Why? Kids. I am not talking about teens skipping classes. This is about children under the age of six or seven.

They were climbing on the seats, talking, loudly adding commentary and their own soundtracks. The parents, all mothers, could careless. They just fed them junk food and watched the movie.

  1. Aren’t they supposed to be in school?
  2. If they are home schooled, then shouldn’t they be at home being schooled?
  3. It is rated PG-13.
    1. Violence including blood, bullets, fighting and war imagery. I even turned away from the screen at some points.
    2. Adult topics
    3. Sex
    4. Yes, there was at least 1 “fuck” and allot of cursing.
  4. One three-year old was walking on the furniture. The mother did not do a thing. Just allowed her child to be a distraction. Since she has learned to ignore her offspring we have to deal with the consequences.

Once conclusion for the parents of the unruly children, terrible unhealthy parents who could careless about their children. I have learned way too often, there are people who should not breed, I do not mind being the one to do the choosing. Answer these questions with a yes or no.

  • Have you ever committed a violent crime?
  • Have you ever used hard drugs?
  • Have you ever lost your temper?
  • Do you have an IQ below 110?
  • Do have difficulty keeping a job?
  • Do you blame other people for your disadvantages in life?
  • Have you ever ever stolen from your family?
  • Did you ever hit any of your family members?
  • Do you live off your credit cards?
  • Did you spend more money on take-out food than home cooked meals?
  • Do you find it hard to cook meals?
  • Do you have a difficulty in reading?
  • Do you have a difficulty doing simple math?
  • Are you illiterate?
  • Do you believe education is allot of BS?
  • Do you believe college isn’t necessary?
  • Do you take pride in being called white trash?
  • Do you find it a better environment to stay in low income housing developments?
  • Have you ever killed an animal, on purpose?
  • Have you ever tortured an animal?
  • Do you hate people?
  • Do you hate gays?
  • Do you hate minorities?
  • Do you hate whites?
  • Do you believe that the bible has all the answers to parenting?
  • Do you pray more than have conversations with actual people?
  • Do you have only one real friend, yourself?
  • Do you have more than one pet?
  • Do you value animals over humans?
  • Do you collect items and do they monopolize any part of your home/apt?
  • Do you think you deserve more than you have?
  • Are you younger than 23?
  • Did you drop out of High School and not complete a GED program?
  • Do you still live at home?
  • Have you ever thought about sexually experimenting on a child (under 18)?
  • Have you ever thought about providing sexual satisfaction to a child (under 18)?
  • You believe that birth control of any kind is never an option.
  • Do you believe that having children is essential since the bible says to multiply?
  • Do you believe that children is essential to your value as a human?
  • Do you believe that children will help your social status?
  • Do you believe that having a child will bring you something to love you?
  • Do you believe that having a child will give you something to have responsibility towards?
  • Are you on welfare?
  • Are you on workfare?
  • Do you make minimal wage?
  • Do you work at Wal-Mart or Sam’s Club?
  • Do you need federal, state or local assistance to provide basic necessities?
  • Do you need medication to regulate your mental well being?
  • Do you have many health issues?
  • Are you obese?
  • Are you anorexic?
  • Are you bulimic?
  • Do you think following the latest fashions vital to your personal lifestyle?
  • Are you a workaholic?
  • Do you believe what people call hording is wrong, it is keeping it “just in case”?
  • Have you found that you can’t seem to take care of yourself.

If you answer yes or in the possitive for one or more of these please go right to your doctor get your tubes tied or vacetamany asap. You should not be a parent.

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