Need Tax Relief – Free Porn!

Finally, a reason to look forward to tax season. From now until April 15, taxpayers can download six X-rated scenes from leading adult entertainment company Naughty America for free. That is right, free porn!

The scenes, available at Naughty America feature well-known adult entertainment celebrities like Brooke Haven, Ava Devine, Harmony, and others.

Called “True Relief For Taxpayers,” the promotion is designed to introduce the company’s products to Americans at a time when they could use some relief.

“Tax time can get touchy,” said Naughty America spokesman Jarin Udom. “And we figure the free scenes will make things even a bit more touchy — but in a good way.”

Naughty America hopes taxpayers who appreciate the free preview will sign up for the full membership, which costs $24.95 per month.

“They say nothing is certain but death and taxes,” Udom said. “We’d like to add a little free porn to that list.”

The scenes selected for “True Relief For Taxpayers” are:

  • “Diary of a Nanny,” starring Annette Schwarz.
  • “My Friend’s Hot Mom,” starring Sami Scott.
  • “Naughty Athletics,” starring Brooke Haven.
  • “I Have A Wife,” starring Evie Delatosso.
  • “My First Sex Teacher,” starring Ava Devine.
  • “I Have A Wife,” starring Harmony.
  • Is this better than Bush’s stimulus package?